#FreakyFriday……..Don’t Talk With Your Mouth Full- Oral Sex

It’s FREAKY FRIDAY here at K.I.1000! You know what that means, another freaky topic from yours truly. Today’s topic is one of the topics I love to talk open about because it’s FANTASTIC! I believe this is similar to the invention of the microwave oven, something quick so that you don’t have to wait for long. That’s right we are talking about oral sex.

For some oral sex is the introduction before the dirty deed of love making. It is one of those things to start off your engines, to get your body anticipated for what’s about to go down. Oral sex for others is seen as a fun task of making your partner submit to you in sexual ways, sort of a mind control thing.  For me, oral sex is apart of my romantic side, it helps lead me and my partner into deep and passionate pleasure. Now, as much as this matter is liked by both men and women, there are still people who do not speak of this openly to friends or even partners. Why? This silence could lead to many unhappy homes let alone bedrooms. PAY ATTENTION! Men love oral sex. We love having our dicks sucked, stroked, or played with. It is so much power behind a dick suck that leaves men helpless. Any true women knows, “that mouth” is deadly weapon that could render any man into a great space of mind and them getting all of the benefits. Look at Superhead. Women know that true power lies in the oral skills and can use that as control. I’m not gonna say too much on that note. Women, as freaky as they are, love that slithering wet tongue between their legs that spirals them into another world of orgasmic pleasure. Any fellas out there that knows they great relaxation of a scalp massage, hearing the moans of pleasure, the leg numbing twitching that leads to a tear coming out of the eye of the woman you are “mouth servicing.” It’s getting kinda hot in here.

If you could relate or have any tips to add about the topic, please leave a comment below.

“I Don’t Have a Type…..”- What’s Your Type?

What’s your type? Who do you like? What do you like? If you are approached often, you would hear these questions often. I ask it because many people have mixed perceptions of what exactly “a type” is. First off, a type is not only characteristic but more of a trait. A characteristic can be physical, mental, spiritual, etc. A trait is tied with personality. When I ask people, “What’s your type?” I get all types of answers. Dudes be like, “all I want is bad bitches…… A cute face, nice frame, big ole booty like Nicki.” Ladies be like, “I want a yellow man like Chris Brown… I want a dark man like Tyrese…. and the list goes on and on. But did you know the perceptions of the world is pushed on individuals without people realizing it? It’s many people that are undecided on what they like, so lazy people will let society say “this is beauty” and it’s not. Your type is what you like, what captures your interest, and is a representation of your compatible other. It’s times I look at TV or online and I see things that says, “America’s sweetheart” or “sexiest woman or man alive.” I know people that think Idris Elba is a wolf, Beyoncé is average, Nicki is basic, and Trey Songz is overrated. The thing is when those people are placed in front of you, society puts them on a pedestal as a representation as a standard for everyone. Everyone is not that person. Everyone, like me, could like an everyday type of person that’s more relatable with their mindset and understanding. Think more practical about your type, see if your type can match your mental, style, conversation, and way of life. Instead of something hiding behind makeup, ass injections, plastic surgery, bad weave, and bad attitude. No I’m not talking about Kim Kardashian.

In closing, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and your type needs to match you. If you feel the same way or want to know where I got the pics above, leave a comment below.

Motivation Tip- Take More L’s

When you hear about success stories, sometimes you’ll hear about the losses. When the average person hear the word lose or lost, it’s associated with defeat. Why? You’re only defeated if you stop after the “L”; you giving up. Your motivation has to be strong when handling L’s. Personally, I take many on a daily, but I don’t stop. You shouldn’t either. A law to hustling is don’t stop grinding. In my opinion, many people are looking too much for that big break, that when they get a “L” they think it means stop. Thomas Edison took about 10,000 L’s trying to make a light bulb, just a damn light bulb! You’re never gonna always get things right the first time. The more L’s you take, that’s more you will learn and gain experience from. So I encourage you to take more learn from it then plan better for that big break. Peace

#SH*T I CAN’T STAND………- Bathroom Selfies

This topic is one that aggravates me. One of the main reasons I do not have an Instagram. I don’t understand who came up with this concept or why, I’m just bringing attention to STOP THIS FUCKERY! Taking pics in the bathroom, where people release their bladder and excrement (pee and shit for simple people), is fucking gross. Females who go to the clubs, looking all nice and whatnot, will take group pictures in the bathroom. Yall aint that cute! How could you think of all places to take a picture is the place someone shits???? Really think about that. One pic I remember seeing before, was a picture a woman took in the restroom looking all dolled up. Then in the background someone has their pants around their ankles in the stall behind them. She then posted it online and someone pointed it out by blowing the picture up to zoom in on it. Very funny but fucking gross. Ladies and gentlemen, but more directed at ladies, before you point that phone at your face and click, take a second to look at your background. Half of the pics that are posted by yall are bullshit, but don’t let it be known you live in a dirty house. Even if you do, it doesn’t take more than a few minutes to either clean, more things out of the way, or take the pic in another spot! Swear half of yall are “smart” but don’t know the first impression you leave on someone, sticks to them. So if I first meet you online with a dirty ass house, you are officially referred as that dirty bitch. Guys, I’m not even gonna touch on the fact yall thirsty asses like anything you see online ,so ima leave it at that.

If you have anything you wanna add or mad because I’m talking about you, leave a comment below.

Spiritual Blessings

I went to church yesterday and got a spiritual message to share. The importance of leaving it to God and moving on. A lot of people have the problem of taking on everything by themselves. Taking on problems such as finances, relationship troubles, employment troubles, etc. and would seek all of the help from everywhere except from above. I’m not preaching in this post but just to tell you, God knows all. If you can trust in God, life is so easy because God is your driver and you’re the passenger. Trust the driver to get to the right destination, peace.

Deal Breaker- Dating Someone with Kids

The world of finding that special someone can be either easy or difficult depending on your standards. However, finding that special person with children could be a tougher task. Not saying it’s impossible, but often times it can be a task. In the dating world, you honestly do not know what type of person you are going to come across and a single parent can be one of them. First off, I come from a single parent home so I’m not knocking single parents. (So save the attitude and huffing and puffing.) From both aspects, I believe people have a misconception about dating someone with kid(s) and I want dispel those misconceptions.

Now from the parent’s side, first off, I can understand not having every person you meet to be introduced to your child/children. You want to invest that time meeting someone to know where it’s going. You want to see how compatible you are with another person, while also taking on the task to raise a life. Unless you’re one of those parents who have kid, kid, kid, kid, without intentions of a relationship, this topic ain’t for you. I’m talking about someone whose previous situation didn’t work but have a child with that person, and still want find that special someone to hopefully marry. Things are seen differently versus someone with no children because some people want to just fuck around. You want that relationship, something serious because you already have a child from a “fun” situation. You already know where “chilling” and “fun” leads and you don’t have time for that.

Now from the other person’s side, a person that is dating a person with children. That’s sometimes seen as unknown situation from the outside in, due to the fact, that person is unclear of what they are getting into. When dating a person with children, one of the biggest hiccups is being the “other” person. Things didn’t work between the parents so they part ways, (good or bad), and another person comes in the picture. A classic example of this is, “Fuck that bitch, she better not be around my child” or “You are not my father, I don’t have to listen to you!” You don’t want to compete with the previous person, no one should. Then other things begin to come up, such as discipline, respect, and raising another person’s child, as a question. That’s too much pressure from someone who wants to get to know someone right after meeting them. Having the thought that basically it’s all or nothing in a sense, without knowing if this is what you want.

Closing I just want to add as a person that has been on both fences, things in this situation is tough but manageable. I believe no book or advice in the world is gonna help you get over this speed bump (or red light to others) without communication with your potential partner. If you agree, relate, or have more insight to add or share, leave a comment below.

#FreakyFriday- Your Right Hand Man- Masturbation

Another #FREAKYFRIDAY topic! Today’s topic is something that is closer than any family member or friend. It’s there when you must fight any battle or eat a meal. I’m talking about your literal right, or left, hand. First off let me say the nerve of you people! There is an increasing rate of thirst out here in these streets, schools, clubs, and even online. Why? My personal belief is because people forgot about their right hand man, their buddy, that’s with them through thick and thin or until you end up like a pirate. How could you forget about your hand? It’s a shame how people would turn to the internet for sex, without giving their hand an option. The fuck?!? Have we forgotten about that monster and its friends that comes with it? I am yet to hear about a hand causing a STD.

Ladies and gentlemen, remember when you first discovered yourselves? Remember how you felt? I remember a woman going years without sex telling herself, “If you ain’t gotta man, you have a hand?” Any fellas know the preparation we make just to get some pussy? The thought process of who to call, females talking about absolutely nothing important to us, just to get some ass? To anyone that has ever experienced a drought, the thought of just doing anyone just to get that orgasm? We have totally removed our hand from the equation. Masturbation is key to keeping that mind focused and suppressing those sexual desires that could get us in trouble. Plus my hand doesn’t bother me afterwards. In fact, it washes itself, cook me something to eat, and doesn’t say a damn thing! The life.

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#FreakyFriday- Eating ass……. Is it for You?

Hello everyone and happy Friday! It’s the day everyone looks forward to not just because the weekend is here but it’s also FREAKY FRIDAY!!!! Nothing but sexual topics on the blog today. Today’s topic is controversial for the newer generation but it’s nothing new to the older people.

The question is how far will you go to pleasing your woman? Man? Cutty buddy? Doing freaky stuff is so necessary in the bedroom but is certain things crossing the line? This topic has caused certain people to plead the fifth, while others deny any participation, since a popular rapper is turning heads claiming it’s nothing wrong with it. First off, let me tell you readers this is nothing new. This has been around for generations, ask your grandparents. I know people who will take it a step further but that’s not the topic of discussion. I personally say if your partner is into that then, (if very cleaned, like chitterlings), handle your business. I am a firm believer if you don’t do it, someone else will. Secondly, grow the fuck up! I remember when I was younger when I used to say, “Eww I would never eat pussy, pee comes from there!” You think I give a fuck now? Nope, if my partner likes it and I want to please my partner, why not? I believe it’s too many immature kids out here who don’t even know what they like, let alone to talk openly about this topic. So for yall, have several chairs because you never know what you will be into later in life. In fact, got friends that like their salads tossed (extra dressing).Also for anyone who wants to know if I indulge in this matter, I say mind your business! Then smile.

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Motivation Tip- One In A Million

There are people in the world who suffer from self-related issues such as self-esteem, self-loathing, and not having self-dependency. Although I can’t relate in the matter, I can empathize. This motivation topic is to let those who needs something to live for, a reason to stop crying, to stop using drugs or alcohol to cope with an issue, that I have been there. Hard days will happen on this Earth, that’s just the reality of it, but you must know that you’re one in a million. Before you were born, there were other millions of sperm trying to get a chance to live the life you have. At the end of a session between your parents, the race was started and though a miracle you were here. Just think about it,you could’ve been on someone’s face, mouth, inside a towel, etc; there could be a whole other person who could be living the life you have. If fact, there is a person who may want the life you live, despite your lifestyle, issues, or whatever. You are one in a million. Now problems are never easy to overcome but through all things, God can make a difference. I’m not doing this topic to preach but just to let everyone know that you’re one in a million. Shake off whatever is the matter with you and live this life you have. Peace

Pick your battles- Arguing With Women

Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. That’s usually what guys hear when we argue with women. Trust me when I say ladies, NO GUYS wake up to say, “Ima start an argument with her today, probably about bills.” It doesn’t happen that way. Fellas, did you know we are not equipped to argue with women? First off, women talk more than men. It’s a fact, (yes I Googled this), women talk 13,000 words more than men per day. 13,000 words?!? Who would want to run into a verbal ass whooping? Secondly, when women argue they always shoot for three things:

• Facts
• Discrediting you
• To WIN

That’s just the simple part. They want to know all of the intricate details so expect questions will be asked. Then when things don’t match up (detail related) in your argument, they begin discrediting you. Lastly, winning is the most important issue. The point of an argument to women is not to gain new information to understand the other party, no no no no NO! Fellas, when we argue with anyone, let alone women, we have this need to make sense or use logic in our case. Notice ladies how I didn’t put this on your key things? That’s because you wouldn’t let a thing like logic get in the way of your argument. Women go for the kill when arguing. Don’t believe me? Fellas, when you are in a heated discussion with a woman, do you ever think to yourself what the fuck is she talking about? Remember these are the same people who believe the heart is meant to love, to assess feelings towards another person, but not pump blood throughout our bodies! See how much sense that makes, me either.

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